He invented the internet...no wait, that was Al Gore. Williams is the former war hero who endured a fire fight in a helicopter to get a story. No wait, that was American hero veterans. Williams is the guy who can read a teleprompter...let's see where he lands...no wait, when the pilot was injured, he had to land that helicopter in the middle of a war zone. I see a spot opening for the return of Al Sharpton...no wait, he is the guy who coached Tawana Brawley to lie to the police and to the US in order to start a race war.